{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. In one ancient city, over 300,000 cat mummies were found.","length":158}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?","punchline":"Look, no hands!","id":169}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?","punchline":"Because they're so good at it.","id":355}
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{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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Local elections were held on May 9, 2016 in Subic, Zambales, as part of the Philippine general election. In Subic, the voters elected candidates for the local posts in the municipality: mayor, vice mayor, and eight councilors.
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