{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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